At 8 —You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 —You tell her a story and take her to bed

At 28 —You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 —She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 —She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 —You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 —If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

At 78 —What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you?